THE URBANE SPACEMEN



THE URBANE SPACEMEN

 
Vivian Stanshall


With the sad death of Neil Innes this year
We have lost one of comic song’s finest tunesmiths.
And while Innes wrote The Urban Spaceman,
Viv Stanshall of course stayed urbane.
And suburbane too, in his Crouch End home,
Fled from Finchley, in which he would burn,
But before that, he taught sophistication
And flair, language games.

One of the great English Eccentrics, alone
That eccentricity led to exile. And yet,
On his Bristol boat, Viv was happy,
And productive too, let’s be frank. Creating
His musical Stinkfoot and more, his hands
Shaped ukuleles, and painted ornately,
Before parts and sections of surrendered
Sanity walked the plank.

Buggered by booze all too soon,
While addicted to his regular valium chasers,
The vital Viv so embodied the kind of soaring
Spirit we need; for he could laugh at the dark
And then swallow it whole with his cockles,
With whelks and strongwaters to power
His faltering joie de vivre. Tragically, the Viv
In the vivre died as a cigarette Viking,

Burning in bed after decades of becoming his own
Signal flare. With his radio flashes, light beams
And tonal voice for all classes, along with the terrapins
He kept, he was a ‘Terrorpin’ and volcano, with pain
And humour face lava, sometimes soothed by ease,
Cool and care. Every word he wrote was a song.
Each thought, a silly symphony for us.
A 78 rpm for all ages, crackling in crazed

Shadow as he in turn cackled on. And while
Chaos rose, he conducted the fury and sound
Felt inside it. Urbanity – as opposed to
Urbanism – nurtured and frequently endured,
Kept him strong. Despite his moments
Of sickness and pain, he was a Prince of charm
In the sixties; a one-man riot of lyrics
And humour, and madness’s sent

With God’s stamp, and while they may not
Have received the full lick, today they still
Seal a lesson: for if he were here now,
He’d denounce this to make Corona
Near Bona and quite unmistakeably camp.
Something to be suffered, Dear boy,
But with a smoker’s cough fast phlegmed
Over; a thing to be faced down

With that fury, capped by odd hats, kept
And pursed, so as to ridicule and reverse
And expose the sheer ridiculousness of it,
For even as the serious struck him,
He’d still be singing and writing away
Time’s lisped curse. But Viv and Neil
Are now dead. Viv and Neil now
Are Spacemen.  From their inner to outer,

And to the back of beyond, both have fled.
Now this is a time we cannot. Its why we need
Them here, more than ever. Their special slant
Pushed an angle that no commissioned angel
Could ease. So, come back, too, Peter Cook,
Heathcote Williams, and Ken Campbell.
As there are none like you. Things stopped shining,
And as you can see, light does freeze. It certainly

Did, when you left, and there is little now
To replace it. These are Brecht’s dark times
As sequel. And we need you Viv, and that belch.
To make this seem better fast. As now ‘Two slightly
distorted guitars..’ can’t quite court us. And so,
When hope dies, one’s heroes must be
Rearranged to sing sweetly and then

Revived in oneself. 




David Erdos, April 26th 2020












For more poems from David Erdos visit The Corona Diaries collection 



David Erdos is an actor, writer, director with over 300 professional credits. He is a published poet, playwright, essayist and illustrator. He has lectured on all disciplines in theatre and film for leading performing arts colleges, schools and universities around the world. His books include EASY VERSES FOR DIFFICULT TIMES, THE SCAR ON THE CLOUD, OIL ON SILVER, NEWS FROM MARS, CHANGING PLACES WITH LIGHT (penniless press) and BYZANTIUM with the photographer Max Reeves. He is a contributing editor for The International Times and maker of documentaries all over the world. David’s work has been acclaimed by many leading figures including Harold Pinter, Heathcote Williams, Alan Moore, Andrew Kotting, Chris Petit and Iain Sinclair in whose recent book THE LAST LONDON, David features. He can be reached at David.erdos@sky.com.

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